8.12.2005
Instructions.
Suppose for a moment that you are a typical Chinese person, one who has just gone to the grocery store and bought some weird Western product that the checkout girl called "Paper Towels." You're not sure if these things are the world's biggest rolls of toilet paper (Americans aren't that fat, are they?) or just the crappiest wrapping paper ever, but either way, you have no freaking idea what you're supposed to do with them.
Oh wait, never mind ...
Oh wait, never mind ...
